how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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