Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
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Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
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I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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