Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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