We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
