If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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