Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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