I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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