it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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