she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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