There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
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Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
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Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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