You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
The best revenge is premature balding
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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