summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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