how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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