Is it normal to miss your booty call?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
