I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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