I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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