Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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