is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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