My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
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I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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