I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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