I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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