Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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