Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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