Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
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Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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