please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
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