It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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