This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
We are all done wearing pants today
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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