david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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