dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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