What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
