ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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