WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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