It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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