Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
he fucked my hip out of place.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
