His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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