i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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