Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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