If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
