i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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