Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
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who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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