Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
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You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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