I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
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Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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