he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
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I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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