Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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