I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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