just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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