Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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