I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Randomize
