What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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