I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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