u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
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Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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