What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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