If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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