"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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