i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Did you just see the Batmobile???
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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