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i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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