She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Randomize
